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abbehtron:

are the other country’s commentary as good as UK’s?

NO

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url-already-taken:

• Graduated high school.
• Kissed someone.
• Smoked a cigarette.
• Gotten so drunk you passed out.
• Rode every ride at an amusement park.
• Gone to a rock concert.
• Helped someone.
• Gone fishing.
• Watched four movies in one night.
• Gone long periods of time without sleep.
• Snorted cocaine.
• Failed a class.
• Dealt drugs.
• Been in a car accident.
• Been in a tornado.
• Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
• Watched someone die.
• Been to a funeral.
• Burned yourself.
• Ran a marathon.
• Cried yourself to sleep.
• Spent 200$ in one day.
• Flown on a plane.
• Cheated on someone.
• Been cheated on.
• Written a 10 page letter.
• Gone skiing.
• Been sailing.
• Had a best friend.
• Lost someone you loved.
• Shoplifted something.
• Been to jail.
• Dangerously close to being in jail.
• Skipped school.
• Had detention.
• Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
• Gone to a different country.
• Dropped out of school.
• Been in a mental hospital. 
• Watched all of the “Harry Potter” movies.
• Had a yard sale.
• Had a lemonade stand.
• Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
• Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
• Written poetry.
• Read more than 20 books a year.
• Gone to Europe.
• Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
• Used a coloring book over age 12.
• Had surgery.
• Had stitches.
• Taken a taxi.
• Seen the Washington Monument.
• Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
• Overdosed.
• Had a drug or alcohol problem.
• Been in a fist fight.
• Suffered any form of abuse.
• Gone surfing in California.
• Had a pet hamster.
• Pet a wild animal.
• Used a credit card.
• Dyed your hair.
• Got a tattoo.
• Had something pierced.
• Got straight A’s.
• Been on the Honor Roll
• Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
• Snuck out of the house.
• Swore at a teacher.
• Gone laser tagging.
• French braided.
• Skinny-dipped.
• Driven a car.
• Been in love.
• Had a blonde moment.
• Been on a train.
• Seen a ghost.
• Gone bungee-jumping.
• Been to Mexico.
• Crashed a car.
• Sky dived.
• Been kissed in the rain.
• Made an 11:11 wish.
• Drank alcohol.
• Had sex.

 

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marsh-madness:

• The telepathic conversations.
• Marshall slapping Barney periodically due to him winning the Slap Bet.
• Robin being a former Canadian pop star.
• Ted constantly correcting people if they say something wrong.
• Barney never saying what his actual job is. (Heh, please.)
• Ted and Robin automatically saluting phrases like “private thing”, “major concept”, and “general idea.”
• Marshall’s obsession with the supernatural and constant belief that mundane events have supernatural explanations.
• Robin’s love of guns.
• Many an unusual euphemism.
• Lily’s inability to keep a secret.
• Marshall always winning every game he plays and always shouting said game’s name once he wins.
• Ted hating New Jersey.
• The Interventions.
• Ted being a douche.
• Robin’s ridiculous jobs.
• Ted’s need to have the perfect hair.
• Ted’s obsession with the Empire State Building.
• Ted to Marshall and Lily: “Please don’t.”
• Barney My Friends And Zoidberging Ted.
• “And I would walk five hundred miles, and I would walk five hundred more!”
• The guys’ obsession with Star Wars.
• Barney being insistent about being Ted’s best friend, despite everyone insisting it’s Marshall.
• Barney thinking that Bob Barker, former host of The Price Is Right, is his father.
• Marshall’s, Ted’s, and Lily’s “sandwich” consume during college.
• Robin’s inability to tell a funny joke.
• Robin using Canadian words or references to people or places in Canada, and nobody understanding her.
• Hurricanes of incredibly lame puns, although this has become somewhat rare in later seasons.
• So…fish are weird huh?
• Lemony Narrator: Future Ted, at times.

Ted: I’m not going to give up on her. 
Future Ted: I should have given up on her. 
Ted: This girl is special. 
Future Ted: She was the devil. 
Ted: Things are going to work out with Tiffany. 
Future Ted: No they’re not, dumbass.

• Catch Phrase:
  • Barney:
    • “SUIT UP!”
    • “Legen — wait for it — DARY”
    • “AWESOME!”
    • “True story.”
    • (After being asked about his job) “Heh, please”.
    • “Daddy’s home!”
    • “What up!”
    • “Challenge accepted.”
    • (Answering his phone) “Go for Barney.”
  • Ranjit:
    • “Hellooooo!”
    • “To the (insert vehicle here).”
  • Marshall:
    • “LAWYERED.”
  • Lily:
    • “You sonuvabitch!”
    • “Where’s the poop, Robin?”
  • Ted:
    • “Fun fact” followed by an architecture fact that people usually ignore.
    • “Kids…”
  • Also referenced and played with in “The Stinsons”, where the actor playing Barney’s son tried to give his character the catch phrase “Tyler no likey”.
  • The TV Guidance column of the Canadian Maclean’s magazine has pointed out that the show has also indulged in single-episode catchphrases, which may or not be referenced later on but are otherwise contained only to that episode (many Barneyisms fall into this category).
  • The Blitz:
    • “Aw, man…”

Feel free to add any.

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