Something clever which'll make me seem interesting

Hi! :) My name's Josefine and I'm studying to become a Global Business Engineer. I'm also 22 and Danish.

doctorstoptheimpala:

corymonteithsbitchtits:

  • aries: can write hella cute poems
  • taurus: amazing at putting together ikea furniture
  • gemini: best mac and cheese maker around
  • cancer: can decorate cakes really good
  • leo: photoshop expert
  • virgo: can memorize song lyrics in a flash
  • libra: great at finding four leaf clovers
  • scorpio: super good with makeup
  • sagittarius: can take really pretty photos
  • capricorn: expert tree climber
  • aquarius: awesome at giving speeches
  • pisces: can beat any and every video game

These are stupid

I can’t even put eyeliner right

I am boss at putting together IKEA furniture though, so I’m gonna count this one as correct.

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6,011 plays
Enrique Iglesias,
Escape

myrandomplaylist:

Enrique Iglesias | Hero

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Let’s play “Never Have I Ever”. Cross out all of the things that you have done. You might just see that there are people just like you out there.


Sexual

  • Never have I ever kissed a girl.
  • Never have I ever kissed a boy.
  • Never have I ever received/given a blowjob, hand job, eating out.
  • Never have I ever had sex.
  • Never have I ever fallen in love.
  • Never have I ever cheated on someone.
  • Never have I ever been cheated on. 

Life

  • Never have I ever gotten into a fight.
  • Never have I ever done something illegal. 
  • Never have I ever gotten wasted.
  • Never have I ever used an illegal drug.
  • Never have I ever snuck out.
  • Never have I ever stolen something. 
  • Never have I ever vandalized something.
  • Never have I ever lost a family member due to death.
  • Never have I ever been in a life or death situation.
  • Never have I ever been arrested.
  • Never have I ever been fired from a job.

Emotions

  • Never have I ever been kept up at night due to guilt. 
  • Never have I ever laughed so hard I cried.
  • Never have I ever been abused physically.
  • Never have I ever cried myself to sleep.
  • Never have I ever wished that I was someone else.
  • Never have I ever wanted to kill myself.
  • Never have I ever tried to kill myself.
  • Never have I ever felt like an outcast.
  • Never have I ever wanted to do something just so I would fit in.

Friendships

  • Never have I ever ruined my friendship with someone.
  • Never have I ever had a friend leave me for other people.
  • Never have I ever been kicked out of a friend group.
  • Never have I ever wanted to fuck one of my friends.
  • Never have I ever been friendless.

School

  • Never have I ever failed a test.
  • Never have I ever cut class.
  • Never have I ever had to eat alone.
  • Never have I ever failed a course.
  • Never have I ever been suspended.
  • Never have I ever received detention.
  • Never have I ever dropped out of school.

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thugmissus:

tlktwelve:

thugmissus:

tlktwelve:

If you can’t solve this without a calculator you are either to young or to stupid to be on this site.

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Looks like someone can’t do simple algebra.
Don’t worry you’ll get out of 5 grade math someday.

I’m literally going to start a maths degree in 25 days…

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Jealousy. Yes, jealousy, will drive you mad!

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gangstapayne:

when i see pics from my concert

image

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456 plays
Rebecca & Fiona,
Candy Love

phreshmusic:

Rebecca & Fiona - Candy Love (Full track HQ)

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209,471 plays
Mumford & Sons,
Misc. Mumford & Sons

sweetlittlesunflower:

If you haven’t heard the Mumford and Sons version of this song, listen now and prepare for tears.

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notthedisneyyourelookingfor:

I’m still in disbelief…

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rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

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