Something clever which'll make me seem interesting

Hi! :) My name's Josefine and I'm studying to become a Global Business Engineer. I'm also 22 and Danish.

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

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i describe my dream girl as really really vague.

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womenwhokickass:

BREAKING: Malala Yousafzai Wins Nobel Peace Prize

Malala, now 17, was shot in the head by a Taliban gunman two years ago in her home country of Pakistan after coming to prominence for her campaigning for education for girls.

She won for what the Nobel committee called her “heroic struggle” for girls’ right to an education.

She is the youngest ever winner of the prize. (x)

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pcapitated:

never forget: Eurovision 2007 Ukraine

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drrncrss:

THEY DID IT AGAIN. THREE YEARS IN A ROW!

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moaninglisasmile:

i may not have a boyfriend, but i have a vibrator and it’s pretty much the same thing

theupperarmyqueen:

best thing ever said

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snapchatting:

what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes

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ohmightysmiter:

imnotatvaddict:

makeitworthwatching:

as both a Harmonizer and a Mixer, I now have yet another girlgroup to fangirl over. Welcome Beatz

Girlgroups taking over the world. 

I was NOT expecting that

I’M IN LOVE

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hemidemisplemmyquaver:

Gravity.

Without it, you just have gravy.

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You are a - human
Your weapon - bow
You work for -  S.H.I.E.L.D
Best friend - Phil Coulson
Lover - Pepper Potts

Saves you - Maria Hill
Crushing on you - Clint Barton
Enemy - Maria Hill
Kills you - Loki

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m-e-s-t-i-z-a:

housewifeswag:

gayspicy:

im so fucked up over the fact that some countries have free college

and free healthcare 

Kinda like their government acknowledges that those are rights not privileges

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Paul Newman © Louie Psihoyos

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